Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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