I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
do nipples grow back?
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