I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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