: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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