guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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