The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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