i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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