I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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