I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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