White coat. Heels.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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