I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's just like the Real World with babies
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just puked most of my soul out..
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