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he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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