I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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