We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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