Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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