I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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