What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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