I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
smell my finger.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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