they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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