Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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