Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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