I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Randomize
