She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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