whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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