some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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