hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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