11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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