Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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