Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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