i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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