yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
