it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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