I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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