D3 body, D1 cock
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
