Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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