and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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