We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Bring me that man meat
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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