Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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