Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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