I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
In America we eat man semen.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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