she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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