wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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