another moral hangover. fuck.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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