Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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