he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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