I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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