that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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