Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
