she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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