Banned from zoo.
Again?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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