Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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